Foolish Moe.
How is that a "perfect plan"?
Please wait, Great Emperor.
Prince Moe is the only one of the three who has his shit together.
I believe he watched TV series to study women.
Earthlings are so strange.
Cruel mother-in-laws and money-minded mothers,
wild wives and useless fathers.
How amusing.
Have you even gone to work lately, you stupid old man?
Earthlings are truly strange.
They worry when you're home and when you're not.
If you have nothing to do, cut that watermelon.
Guess I'll show off my ability.
What? Is this...
Yes, the detox soup that had all of America trembling.
I call it, "Sacred Watermelon Juice: Agonizingly Swaying Wild Bloom."
Detox Soup That Had All of America Trembling Holy Watermelon Juice: Agonizingly Swaying Wild Bloom
That title's too long! And what're you gonna do about this?!
The table's all wet! You'd better clean it up—
Shh. Take in the taste.
My sacred love...
...will detox even your withered heart.
I swallowed it.
This sweet and refreshing fruit juice...
My heart was full of complaints, but they vanished in a flash.
It's like a whole different world.
As I stand on a ground that the sun's blazing down on,
the moment I think the hot breeze will burn my lungs,
a dazzling illusion overcomes me!
What're you spacing out for?
Direct sunlight is bad for your skin.
Melon Sporty Guy
Here. Feels nice and cool, doesn't it?
What is this feeling?
The impulse to punch him turned into a lovely je t'aime, and I'm falling in love!
Melon Shota
Stay by my side forever and ever, Min-neechan!
If you do, I'll do whatever you want!
Melon Punk
Hang on tight!
But there's watermelon juice leaking from your head!
Melon Enigma
Don't try to act tough.
We're the only ones here.
Even if you yell, nobody will hear you.
This juicy kabedon is making me go "hng!"
Melon Princes
Sowing the seeds of love and hope all over the world,
we are the lively teen idol group:
Melon Princes!
Sow the seeds! Make them bloom! Pluck the buds!
Stick it in! Dig it up!
Why am I feeling such emotion
just from a mouthful of watermelon?
Isn't it perfect? In the era to come, gourmet food will make people happy.
Holy shit! Prince Moe is nuts!
He conquered the female glober in a second!
Instead of fertilizer, he used something else!
Enough! Turn that off!
I don't want to watch this farce!
Sir!
Why is the Great Emperor so irritated?
Watch your mouth! Did you forget why he wants to take over the universe?
He's trying to wipe out half-baked feelings and emotions!
Watch the flashback!
You moron!
We are one of the most prestigious noble families in the universe!
Why was a good-for-nothing like you born into our family?
We are leaving the house and going far, far away.
Don't be depressed, Great-niisama.
I know you are a kind person at heart.
I will support and protect you!
I'm glad I have a childhood friend like you.
I know! I'll stay over at your place tonight and make you some yummy curry!
See you later!
Please don't go!
If you die, who will protect me?!
Damn, she's not as cute without her ears.
Hey, the kid over there. Lick my high heels.
You want to hum-heel-iate me?!
Talk back to me one more time, and I'll stick my used pan***s in your mouth!
God, no. But I'm getting excited. What do I do?
Write your address in here. I'll come punish you at night.
God, no! But I'm getting excited!
That's too many glasses.
Caught you red-handed!
If you want my underwear, go to my website.
It's http://www.megane-one.com.
Advertising an online shop now? How tenacious!
I've written everything on there!
But I'm getting excited!
What're you spacing out for, Great?
If you don't hurry, you'll be late for school. Tsuntsun.
That's a relief! Finally, an orthodox heroine has shown up!
Why are you staring?
You don't think I'll be with you, do you?
Deredere.
Sorry, Great.
I wanted to talk to you more but didn't have the courage,
so I pretended to be mad at you to hide that I cared.
She came to my place, didn't she?
How could this be?
I was the one who was cursed!
Cursed
Why? Why is this anime so different from others?!
Want... Want...
I'm just like the other useless, good-natured, and perverted protagonists!
I want multiple girlfriends at once!
Eighth Day as a Superhero: "I Want Multiple Girlfriends at Once!"
How old do you think you are?
I can't believe you're still straddling hug pillows as you sleep!
We've arranged a marriage
with the princess of the most powerful race in the universe.
Prince Great,
will you be true to her in good times and in bad,
in sickness and in health,
until death do you part?
You'd better say "I do"!
You may now kiss the bride.
No... No...
No!
Hey, Great.
We've been married for ages, so why don't we have any children?
You're blaming me?
Don't you think there's something wrong with you?
I mean, I understand your plight.
Being with a princess like me,
I'm sure you feel immense pressure.
Pressure, huh?
Yeah, having children with you would be...
My mother found us a doctor, so let's have him check you out.
Space Clinic
The test results show there aren't any problems with your body.
Where's your wife?
What is it?
Oh, the test results were on the other side.
It'll be hard for you to have children, sir.
But rest assured.
We have the universe's best child vending machine,
"Baby Capsule."
Child Vending Machine "Baby Capsule"
Insert a coin here and turn this handle.
If you had this, why didn't you say so sooner?!
Were you messing with me with all those painful tests?!
Wow, how cute.
Look at this, Great.
I want this complete set!
After that, the Great Emperor was blessed with three sons.
First Prince Second Prince Third Prince Moe Moemoe Moemoemoe
They each had "rubrub," "eateat," and "fastfast" special abilities respectively,
Rubrub Eateat Fastfast
and the family lived in happiness.
But that happiness didn't last long.
As the princes grew up,
the empress fell sick and passed away.
Just before she died, she left some
earth-shattering words for the Great Emperor.
Great, I pretended to be a good wife,
but when you weren't watching,
I abused our kids in all sorts of ways, punching, kicking, and twisting them!
I met with the man next door thrice a week in secret, and even had a child with him.
But, if you remarry, this will be leaked to gossip sites.
By the way, I never loved you, not even a little!
After that, the Great Emperor,
saddened by the loss of his beloved wife,
became unable to believe in love and affection!
He cast aside his feelings and decided to conquer the universe!
Wherever he went, he brought death to couples!
The strong need no emotions.
Feelings are a virus that make people weaker.
I will wipe them out from this universe.
The princes were useless.
I shall go myself!
All right, I'm going back to my world!
Are you ready?
I'll take care of you-know-what.
I'm less worried about shit and more about what comes after.
I'll definitely succeed my father.
My kid brother died, and Nii-san's just a drag queen.
I can't think of anyone else getting the throne.
I won't let anyone invade Earth!
But if I have to marry Min-chan and live on Earth, I'll have to pay rent...
I'm not letting a broke guy have my daughter.
Don't worry, I'm here.
We can all have a house share!
And put on a lame home comedy?
Okay, commence operation! Our goal: the toilet next door!
Aye aye, sir!
Wow, what happened here?
It's like it was renovated while I was out shopping!
Isn't it perfect?
Oh, no wonder there were so many boxes outside.
Did you clean up my room, too?
Hey, what's with these new clothes?
All women are weak to the new and shiny, as well as money.
This is common knowledge in soap operas.
Oh? Is Min-chan moving?
No way. The home loan isn't paid off yet.
This is...
What'd you do with the box under my bed, you rotten old man?
It was covered in dust, so I threw it out.
Don't move my stuff without asking!
Tch.
This is...
You stupid old man! That box had...
Oh, these are Min-chan's old panties.
Such a nice smell.
White and blue stripes are the best!
H-Hear me out, Min-chan.
Neighbors are esteemed guests.
Let's treat them to dinner.
The food's ready, too.